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I tell my friend how to drive all the time.. and that she should turn places and then she gets all pissy with me.
Case in point, last night. I was sorta buzzed.. so she was driving me to her dads restaurant where i would get free drinks and appetizers because i am a cheap fuck… bBut she missed her turn for ogden east… So then i start bitching her out and tell her ogden west will take us to naperville… THEN she misses the turn for ogden west!! I flip a shit! How can this crazy not know how to get to her dads restaurant?!?! Then, i proceed to get all pissy because she wont answer me and i’m just yelling directions left and right… THEN she yells “JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME DRIVE!”, now, you need to understand, this is the same person who types kwel, u go gurl, l8tr… all because he thinks it is still acceptable and cool to do so. So for her to sit there and flip a shit over my passenger seat driving was a shocker i must say!
adoration!
(via staceyjoy:thecellardoor)
OH MY GOD! I HATE RAW MEAT! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF!
I can't get motivated today and cookie dough needs to be made!
Coookies for Christmass:
- Red velvet shortbread
- Gingerbread
- Oreos with peppermint filling
- Pinwheels
- Shuugar cookies/candy cane cookies
- Peanut Butter (or else i’ll be torched xmas eve)
The Egyptian/Sara conversation posts are back!!
- Sara: What are you up to today?? Pumping some iron later??
- Egyptian: yes I have a meeting at 4 and I think i will go to the gym at 6 or 7 to seduce the girls there with my great muscles
Yaaaaa... I just invited Egyptian to Christmas on sunday... We'll see how this goes
- Me: AND since you arent white you wont be bullied into being santa claus.
- GHANDO: asshole you are racist again
- GHANDO: definetly I will tell your mother and caity
- Me: haha- Go for it
- Egyptian: that you call me niger
- Egyptian: I am serious
