November 2011
1 post
brb turning anorexic
October 2011
2 posts
September 2011
8 posts
never thought id be so happy to get a text saying sweet dreams beevis
philosophy of sex and love
is making me question if i would have been better off as a philosophy major. That, or better off being a man. welp.
I'm getting a tattoo...
and ya know what- some of you can call it silly, fine. But ya know what, its me. its my love. pictures will be posted once butthead takes me where he goes to get his at.
i've been sitting here waiting for my hulu video...
Today:
1) broke up with my best friend, litterally. this isnt like the guy who was the love of my life. This is the girl i spent every waking moment with
2) i cried hysterically
3) bought flowers to feel better
4) fell further in love w/ the man i’ll forever affectionately call butthead, because he can take me, and my loud and abrasive personality. I’m not dainty bitch.
skinny girl sangria + chocolate covered cherries
yummmmm
Most affectionate nicknames for each other?
Beavis and Butthead.
classsssssy.
August 2011
1 post
cause i havent updated in a while...
Egypt and i are done, took the summer off from communicating and now were back as those really supportive friends that dont really talk about much, they just care
Submitted my intent to graduate.. Just to realize i should have been applied psych instead of general, but when questioned to my advisor she said not to sweat it. I hate people
Met the sweetest guy, but things are rocky, but...
July 2011
10 posts
new job title: Autism Whisperer
wooork allll day
Low light- i got pinched pinched pinched till his fingers could fall off.. My legs and boobs are surely going to be bruised tomorrow
High light- laid down with benny (my 7yr w/ autism) who in the middle of talking about the tooth fairy traced my eyebrows, being the only one who kindly noticed them getting trimmed.
found my fav mexi/bar tender/waiter on facebook...
and now i enter the never ending debate- to add or not to add.
I’m going with no- your views?
Apartment hunting blows...
I just want a room in the city by campus for fall semester- is this too much to ask?
3 tags
Fuckin arab men... most of you drive me crazy in...
I've realized i follow a shopping pattern.. In...
The past five/six years look like this (chronologically):
Lane Bryant (shut up)
Old Navy
New york and company
forever 21
j. crew
In all of this i have not found a single place that carry pants to cater to my nicely defined legs… whatever fits my waist makes my butt baggey and my legs appear enormous. What is a girl to do :(
when im sick or upset my lips get as red and swollen as above.. pretty sure they’ll be permanently stuck like this after this weekend
June 2011
6 posts
I'm done being the one getting hurt... it's time...
where are the knives. bahaha
imnotheretomakefriends replied to your post: imnotheretomakefriends replied to…
THE ONE AT CHICAGO PREMIUM OUTLETS? I WAS WORKING THERE TODAY. WTF???? DID I MEET YOU? I WAS WORKING THE FITTING ROOMS AT 5PM UNTIL CLOSE. WHISKEYMILKSHAKE.TUMBLR.COM WAS WORKING THERE FROM 2 TO 7PM.
Yes sir thats the one.. My attendant (haha) was a lady though.. wait.. UNTIL I TURNED MY CLOTHES IN!! WAS THAT...
imnotheretomakefriends replied to your post: j.crew outlet… Please stop your unisex dressing rooms
wtf? which outlet did you go to?
Umm. The one in Aurora (ish). I had to show clothes off to the madre and hermana.. Which turned into a show for the two latino men as i felt myself up trying to make the clothes work— Whay??
*may return stuff… got a good deal on a dress.. yet...
j.crew outlet... Please stop your unisex dressing...
too many men watched as i tried on clothes and felt my (enormous) boobs to make em try to fit. Please fix ASAP, gracias
May 2011
4 posts
I miss my best friend :(
What should be happening this summer.. and what...
What should happen
Study for GRE
plan grad school applications
observe OT settings
volunteer work
What will be happening
~40hr work weeks
drunkin nights
michigan wine weekends
no studying
no grad school applications
signing up for a 10k...
Mentioned it to my brother a month ago, totally forgot about it. Just received a text telling me he’s signed up. Welp. guess i’m training asap
April 2011
18 posts
Things have been brutal. pt800
This semester has been exhausting in more ways than expected. This semesters load was supposed to be chill, but life took the wheel and school took the back seat. BAD BAD BAD.
winning at life
Numbers of papers written today: 0
Lifetime movies watched: 4
Hours slept: 4
uggg
Thought i was going to get paid today.. But no such luck. This is hours from the middle of march that i have yet to see. More than annoyed. I just want to buy some groceries. Ugg, i feel like im not going to get out da monies ruttt
womp womp womp
i miss egypt and our bed time
Two great things happened today:
Egypt and I are finally getting back to normal, on the friend front that is. I have yet to meet his girlfriend, but i actually want to. Yes, this is probably one of the most fucked up situations ever, but such is life. I have to act normal, i cant act jealous around her because then she will suspect his and mines past and i’ll probably never get to see egypt again because hell, do you want...